Friday, January 6, 2012

I heart Rick

This is brilliant - Rick Santorum's most controversial campaign statements so far. This guy is like a caricature of a cartoon of a crazy uber-conservative psychopathic republican maniac. Problem is, it's not funny, because the number of people in this country that support Santorum (and share his views) is non-zero. And that's fucking terrifying.



1)
ANNUL ALL SAME-SEX MARRIAGES: Arguing that gay relationships “destabilize” society, Santorum wouldn’t offer any legal protections to gay relationships and has pledged to annul all same-sex marriages if elected president. During his 99-country tour of Iowa, Santorum frequently compared same-sex relationships to inanimate objects like trees, basketballs, beer, and paper towels and even tried to blame the economic crisis on gay people. As Santorum explained back in August, religious people have a constitutional right to discriminate against gays: “We have a right the Constitution of religious liberty but now the courts have created a super-right that’s above a right that’s actually in the Constitution, and that’s of sexual liberty. And I think that’s a wrong, that’s a destructive element.”


-- I can't comment on this because I don't even know what he's talking about. Though I would like to see how he tried to blame the economic crisis on gay people (everyone knows that was the jews)


2)
‘I’M FOR INCOME INEQUALITY’: “They talk about income inequality. I’m for income inequality,” Santorum said during an event in Pella, Iowa in December. “I think some people should make more than other people, because some people work harder and have better ideas and take more risk, and they should be rewarded for it. I have no problem with income inequality.”


-- "some people take more risk and should be rewarded for it"......huh?! The definition of risk is that the outcome is uncertain, and if we knew we'd be rewarded for taking risk, then there wouldn't be any risk, would there Rick? This nice little snippet underlines Rick's ground-skimming intelligence as well as any homophobic rant.


3)
CONTRACEPTION IS ‘A LICENSE TO DO THINGS’: Santorum has pledged to repeal all federal funding for contraception and allow the states to outlaw birth control, insisting that “it’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.”


-- Excellent, now everyone can get STDs and we can start churning out single-parent families faster than ever. That should be good for "stabilizing society", shouldn't it Rick?


4)
GAY SOLDIERS ‘CAUSE PROBLEMS FOR PEOPLE LIVING IN CLOSE QUARTERS’: During an appearance on Fox News Sunday in October, Santorum defended his support for Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell by arguing that gay soldiers would disrupt the military because “they’re in close quarters, they live with people, they obviously shower with people.” He also suggested that “there are people who were gay and lived the gay lifestyle and aren’t anymore.”


-- I think this is implying that all gay soldiers are serial shower-rapists? Probably not the case, but I daren't say it in case Rick have me executed for being a homo-sympathizer.


5)
OBAMA SHOULD OPPOSE ABORTION BECAUSE HE’S BLACK: During an appearance on Christian television in January, Santorum said he was surprised that President Obama didn’t know when life began — given his skin color. “I find it almost remarkable for a black man to say ‘now we are going to decide who are people and who are not people,” he explained.


-- This one I totally don't understand....what am I missing?


6)
WE DON’T NEED FOOD STAMPS BECAUSE OBESITY RATES ARE SO HIGH: Speaking in Le Mars, Iowa in December, Santorum promised to significantly reduce federal funding for food stamps, arguing that the nation’s increasing obesity rates render the program unnecessary.


-- Ah, excellent point Mr. Santorum. Why try to feed the ultra-poor with this crazy food stamp program when we can just harvest fat from the bellies of McDonald's patrons nationwide and inject it directly into the stomachs of the malnourished?!


7)
ABORTION EXCEPTIONS TO PROTECT WOMEN’S HEALTH ARE ‘PHONY’: While discussing his track record as a champion of the partial birth abortion ban in June, Santorum dismissed exceptions other senators wanted to carve out to protect the life and health of mothers, calling such exceptions “phony.” “They wanted a health exception, which of course is a phony exception which would make the ban ineffective,” he said.


-- Contrary to internet chatter, Rick's wife Karen (who is even crazier looking than him) did not have an abortion in 1996. Well done Karen. Less admirable was the unusual practice engaged in by the family after the newborn baby's post-delivery death: bringing the corpse home so that the Santorum family could "cuddle" it and "say goodbye". The grim, morbid, psychopathic fucked-up-ness of that scenario will stay with me indefinitely.


8)
HEALTH REFORM WILL KILL MY CHILD: Santorum, who claims that Obamacare motivated him to run for president, told reporters in April that his daughter Bella — who was born with a genetic abnormality — wouldn’t survive in a country with “socialized medicine.” “Children like Bella are not given the treatment that other children are given.”


-- No, Rick, they're given more.


9)
UNINSURED AMERICANS SHOULD SPEND LESS ON CELL-PHONE BILLS: During a meeting with the editorial board of the Des Moines Register in August, Santorum said that people who can’t afford health care should stop whining about the high costs of medical treatments and medications and spend less on non essentials. Answering a question about the uninsured, Santorum explained that health care, like a car, is a luxury resource that is rationed by society and recalled the story of a woman who said she was spending $200 a month on life-saving prescriptions. Santorum told her to stop complaining and instead lower her cable and cell phone bills.


-- Yes, this is a point I've been pressing for some time. The healthcare/cell-phone bill tradeoff is well documented, as is the luxury nature of health care. I mean, life is a luxury after all, so it goes without saying that the facility to postpone death should be funded by chit-chatting less.


10)
INSURERS SHOULD DISCRIMINATE AGAINST PEOPLE WITH PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS: Santorum sounded like a representative from the health insurance industry when he addressed a small group of high school students in Merrimack, New Hampshire in December. The former Pennsylvania senator not only defended insurers for denying coverage to people with pre-existing conditions, he also argued that individuals who are sick should pay higher premiums because they cost more money to insure.


-- Well on this he's actually not wrong; health insurance is a for-profit business and as such their premiums should absolutely be based on the risk and magnitude of potential claims. But healthcare shouldn't be a for-profit business, and should be state-controlled. That's a no-brainer.



Please don't skimp on the rage comments - your hatred sustains me.

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